That's right - I am also a highly skilled baker. Above, you can see my special patriotic 4th of July vanilla flag cake with Cool Whip, strawberries and blueberries. You can't see that the cake is dual layer, with another layer of Cool Whip, strawberries and blueberries inside. Boom.
No 4th of July themed post would be complete without the Team America World Police theme song (NSFW):