I mean what else can you say about this headline:
"Fed keeps eyes out for speculative bubbles."
It's like I'm living in a dream world where every day is April Fools and every story is from The Onion... only neither of those conditions apply.
I am starting to wonder if I'm surfing some hacked version of the internet where someone is trying to f*@k with my head.
Dear Federal Reserve: the entire market is an asset bubble - driven by speculative mania searching out returns as a result of your Zero Interest Rate Policy!