Darth Vader and a band of stormtroopers rang the opening bell today on the NYSE (h/t Dealbreaker):
I mean - what else can you say about this? Come to the Dark Side Luuuuuuke... Ignore reality - drink the Kool-Aid - get long and be happy....
As one of the commenters on Dealbreaker astutely quipped: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."