Apparently, "Don't Worry, Big Papi" is the hot tune in Beantown these days. Phenomenal stuff - check it out. Click on the "Don't Worry, Big Papi" link.
"Spits in his gloves and then slaps his hands, sends it out to the
right field stands. Don't worry. Big Papi.
Also, thanks to Dirty Dave for putting me on TILT by sending me this version of the immortal R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet," as done by The Sims animation. You'll still get the idea of how absolutely RICOCKULOUS it is. The 10.5MB file takes a little while to load.