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Monday, January 22, 2007

Michael Vick... Really... and Oscar humping

A funny SnL skit for once! Actually, it's not a skit, but a segment from Weekend Update, regarding Michael Vick's encounter with authorities in the Miami Airport.

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My dog Oscar had a friend over a few weeks ago - a Puli named Arnold. Pulis are totally bizarre dogs - like walking mops, but Oscar didn't mind - he tried to take Arnold down...




Notice the look of determination/desperation in Oscar's eyes as he tried to hump his much bigger prey. He couldn't even figure out which end was which on Arnold, who was more interested in raiding Oscar's toy basket. Later, Oscar wooed Arnold over to his bed and hit him hard, just like daddy taught him.


Yep. This is my life.


Check out Chops' new site, Rawvegas.tv. It's an I-TV channel with all sorts of legit original programming, from Gavin Smith and Joe Sebok talking prop bets, to interviews with clown pornographers, to a segment with the real life John Anthony himself, Brandon Lang.


Finally, today's NY Times had an article about the effects of high definition programming on the porn industry. The article can be summed up by the quote from starlet Stormy Daniels: "The biggest problem is razor burn." 'Nuff said. The article continues:


Ms. Daniels is also a skeptic: “I’m not 100 percent sure why anyone would want to see their porn in HD,” she said.


Hey Stormy, I loved you in Camp Cuddly Pines: Powertool Massacre. Which brings me to another point - check out that IMDB listing for CampCuddlyPines. Poor Keri Sable's role is listed as merely "Porn Slut." Wow. I mean, talk about telling it like it is. I felt a little bad for her, until I clicked on her bio. (go ahead - do it - there is no chance you can read her list of credits without laughing - even I laughed out loud when I got to "O-Ring Blowout") I quickly realized that, judging by the titles of her "films," it's clearly a role she was born to play. I wonder if Keri asks people "DYKWTIFA?!??!! I'm PORN SLUT!!!"


It also seems a bit odd that there are now porn stars who were born in the late 1980's. I mean, I'm not familiar with Keri Sable's work, but when I think of the years of the 80's, I always think of what the Topps baseball cards looked like each year, and who the hot cards were. Yeah - you remember the 1986 Topps - with the team name in big bold letters across the top of the card? I feel like if I were watching Keri in action, knowing she was born in 1986, I wouldn't be able to get that image of a young Rocket Roger Clemens out of my head.


until next time,

KD

3 comments:

Blonde said...

Your dog and I have a lot in common...I lure them w/ toys and try to mount them all. I am horny like crazy too.

Puli's look like they have dreadlocks. Oscar is way cuter...

Political.Asylum said...

The Sarcastic Idiocy Forum believes that with or without Mike Vick, the Atlanta Falcons are at the very least the third best team in all of Arena Football.

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Dan said...

Dude, I used to have a puli, unreal. BTW, you should link to http://sfchicken.com on your site, I think they have a lot in common.

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